“ Hello, I'm Ross. If this were Autotrader I'd be listed as a 'popular model from the early 1970s with one careless owner. It drinks too much and the springs are a bit saggy, but is utterly dependable and likes cocktails. No rust'. Okay, so no cocktails in Autotrader, but have you seen the price of 1970s classics? Go on... make the call...! ”
