“ Sup, so i'm Chelsea ( yes like the football team, unfortunately the only argument my dad ever won against my mum ) i'm 19 and I just moved to the South Coast with my partner, I am currently working in 2 nightclubs ( not as fun when sober, let me assure you ) and I am looking to meet some new people to hang out with. I am pretty weird and quirky, one of those people with that sense of humour that you immediately thing ' yup she's one of us ' then proceed to chant quietly " one of us one of us " ... I'm short, like 4"9 short, I feel that this is always the first thing people notice about me " hey, wow you're short " tends to be the start of most conversations I have with other humans who are not vertically challenged like myself.So yeah, if you are totally a weirdo like myself, or just get along with us, then come to the dark side and share a cookie with me :) ”
