“ Been in Aylesbury for 3 months after moving down from Scotland I know absolutely nobody in the area and would really like to get out and about and meet new people. I run my own small business making retro framed posters and framed records. Got a good soh so banter is guaranteed. Now for the small print. I'm a cancer survivor and have had a laryngectony (voicebox removed) so I have a small valve in my neck which I breathe through. I also have to press it to talk so if you can't handle a Scotsman that sounds like Darth vader doing Barry White please move on. If you're not judgemental please get in touch. ”