“ Hallo! I've just moved down here and would love to meet some people in the area. I hate the whole 'sum yourself up in a box' thing - so take a chance and let's go have a drink! Worst that can happen is you instantly dislike me. Which could be awkward. But I know several versions of the awkward turtle, so all would be well.... I seem to have gotten off track. Anyway! Send me a message, I get on with pretty much anyone and am keen to discover whatever wonderous drinking establishments Eastbourne has to offer...(Also, yes, I hate taking selfies and have an irresistible compulsion to stick my tongue out whenever the situation requires one... Sorry about that. I do normally manage to smile like a regular person... Honest...) ”
